NOTES: These transcripts were made by ear using the episodes only and are as accurate as we could make them (super special thanks go to Rosy, who's working tirelessly on them). Unfortunately, there are still a bunch of locations where it's next to impossible to hear what's being said. The dialogue is in different colors to make it easier to find quotes from favorite characters.

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01-02. Deep Freeze
03. Your Place Or Mayan?
04. Guess What's Coming To Dinner?
05. Lost Link
06. Sort Of Looking For Gina
07. Sonar... And Yet So Far
08. Steer Crazy
09. Fumble On The One

10. Twin Engines
11. Grand Theft Bunny
12. Grand Elusion
13. Once Upon A Night
14. Center Of Attention
15. Against All Oz
16. The Avenging Angel
17. Three Days Of The Blender


  1. I had a lot of fun reading the pilot ep.

    Have you thought about offering the transcripts as downloads?

  2. You're welcome. We had a lot of fun writing it up :D (sorry they're not all finished yet!)

    What do you mean by 'downloads'? A pdf or some sort of quick text file? I though someone would just save the page as html if they wanted to read it offline.

  3. A txt file or pdf would be great if someone wants to print it out to read instead of spending more time staring a computer screens

    A html file would have lots of code, and while a copy and paste works, you lose the font colors.

    Just a suggestion.

  4. Okay, I'll look into formatting some downloadables of them that look the same as they do here, and don't lose the colors :)
    Thanks for the suggestion!

  5. Okay, Anon, let me know if these versions fit the bill:


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